Hey remember that time that NFL superstar got busted at a hotel with some prostitutes that turned out to be transvestites?
Oh no wait...
That was a brazilian soccer player.
I remember hearing something about this dude getting busted.. and thinking... I'll bet they were dudes.
"The inspector said Ronaldo admitted he knew they were prostitutes when they met on Sunday night, but did not realize they were transvestites until they got to the motel.
"He admitted to everything, he wanted to have fun," Nogueira said. "But he committed no crime at all, it was immoral at best."
Prostitution was not illegal in Brazil.
The striker told police he offered to pay the transvestites anyway, but before he left one of them allegedly asked for 50,000 reals ($A32,000) to hide the story from the media."
See? He didn't know they were dudes until he got back to the hotel.
Ok... sure man... Just didn't happen to notice that adam's apple eh?