Ya know what takes a bunch of time? No. You don't care. Neither do I. So forget it.
A: We're drinking Stella. Because stella is freaking awesome. I don't care if you think stella is not awesome. Except to cast aspersions your way and suggest that your tastes are clearly suspect. Later we're moving on to 46... but for now... sweet Stella.
T: I have no idea. I am seriously considering cutting a plug off this twist that's been soaking in bookers for the last 3 months. Because copenhagen is sugar dipped shit for women and boys.
F: Winchester Defender... Mossberg Persuader... and a Remington 870. Just in case. I think I favor the mossberg.
I dunno about the show tonight. Six is out... and I have a ton going on too... May just be blogging.
It occurs to me that I do have a story though. So... I'm in subway in wal-mart. There is this old timer in their berating the millennial sandwich artist.
"I want a hamburger. what do you mean you don't sell hamburgers?"
Confused millennial is confused. he stares at the old man... and blinks... and stutters something that might have been "subway". Old man is not impressed.
"Subwhat? Son this is wal-mart. I came to wal-mart. It says walmart on the big blue sign outside."
Confused millennial is looking around for help at this point... he looks up at the menu over his head and mumbles "we have salads."
Old man is still not impressed.
"This is america son. We eat hamburgers and cheeseburgers."
At this point the old man shook his head in disgust and just walked away.
And so... You win Today... Old Man berating the millennial sandwich artist. because 'murcia.
Also... I've decided we need a sound track. I will also take requests in the comments.