Thursday, March 13, 2014

John Scalzi

And this is how you make certain sure your wife cheats on you.

I really can't think of a better way to describe emasculation that this.  And the moron does it publicly.

***Update***

Oh look... it appears Scalzi was a little upset about the post.  He's rallied his twitter troops to remind him how awesome he is.

Scalzi!  You're good enough!  You're smart enough!  And Dog Gone it, people like you!  really!  They do!

Additionally... any of you scalzi types that would like to discuss Scalzi in the comments are welcome to.  We don't really ban people around here for daring to disagree with us.  In fact we kind of expect lots of people to disagree with us.

23 comments:

Susan said...

That was just plain embarrassing to read. Very amusing, but embarrassing just the same.

Has his Mrs. never heard of the concept of just asking?

Paula Beebe said...
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Alman82 said...

It was funny. A joke. You are half a tard

Anonymous said...

Just half?

Nate said...

Alman82... do you know any special needs people?

Do you think that's the best language to use? Really?

Josh said...

Freaking hilarious

Nate said...

WHATEVER YOU DO!!! DON'T COMMENT!

Huckleberry said...

The heroic picture of his "wife" was a nice touch, too.
She has the chin that @scalzi has always wanted.
You could cut a side of beef on that mandible bone.
It's clear who wears the pants in the family, and who shops at Dress Barn.
Sadly, we've seen the pictures.

Nate said...

Trainwreck.

mmaier2112 said...

"She has the chin that @scalzi has always wanted."

ouch.

mmaier2112 said...

From Scalzi's Twit page:

"Followed by Larry Elder"

I didn't see that one coming... unless he does so for ammo against morons.

Nate said...

yeah... amusing.

More amusing is the fact that his rabbits all assumed I followed him.

Anonymous said...

Sorry Nate but if you are getting on the man because he loves his wife AND has a sense of humor, than yours is a wrinkle and desiccated soul.

Back to your vinagar cider.

@arixbv said...

Wow, you guys are sad. Like, really sad. I don't understand what the point of all this is.

Nate said...

"Sorry Nate but if you are getting on the man because he loves his wife AND has a sense of humor, than yours is a wrinkle and desiccated soul."

Mate... Scalzi doesn't have a sense of humor. He's permanently offended. What he was doing today was not making a joke. It was bragging.

Nate said...

"Wow, you guys are sad. Like, really sad. I don't understand what the point of all this is."

We're sad? Really? I think you'll find we're quite not sad. Very happy indeed.

Did you know my blog gets up to 1900 readers an hour?

Nate said...

also... if you haven't grasped this yet... the point of all of this... is to make fun of you.

cheddarman said...

We don't really ban people around here for daring to disagree with us. In fact we kind of expect lots of people to disagree with us. - Nate

"I raaaaawwwwwkkkk!!!!" Said Abraham Lincoln

sorry, but that one sort of wrote itself

Nate said...

bitch!

Russell said...

"Did you know my blog gets up to 1900 readers an hour?"

I have to admit, I laughed out loud at that.

Susan said...

Huckleberry, from some of the photos we have seen of Scalzi, it appears that the Mrs. is not the only shopper at the Dress Barn.

Susan said...

I just tried to access the link to his twitter feed from your site Nate, and he appears to have blocked it now. It wasn't blocked just a few minutes ago.

You really jabbed him well for such an innocuous post. I just wanted to see the photo of his Mrs.

Nate said...

yep... he blocked it.

So butthurt. So... so... butthurt.