Bad Joke Wednesday: Late Edition
When Noah built his ark, he had two snakes aboard. When the animals were leaving, he said, "Go forth and multiply."
The snakes didn't move.
"Go forth and multiply!"
They still didn't move.
Noah was yelling by now. "
Go forth and multiply!" "We can't," they answered.
Noah was confused. "Why not?"
And since I as late gettin' this posted... I offer you a Bonus Bad Joke! No Charge!
Why are manhole covers round?
Because if they were square, you couldn't play twiddlywinks with them.