So there was this preacher at this little church... and he was havin' a bit of a fallin' out with the music director. They had been dealing with the matter privately... but eventually it began spilling over into the services.
For example.. on one sunday the preacher preached on re-committing yourself to Christ. But afterwords, the music minister lead the congregation in singing... "I Shall Not Be Moved."
The next sunday the preach preached on tithing... but the congregation was lead to sing, "Jesus Paid it All".
The next sunday, the preacher preached on the wickedness of gossiping... he was furious when the music director lead "I Love to Tell the Story".
At last the preacher was getting frustrated, and he announced the next sunday that he was considering retirement... of course... the congregation sang.. "Why Not Tonight?"
Finally.. the next sunday.. the preacher said that Jesus lead him to the church, and now Jesus was calling him away.
"What a Friend We Have in Jesus" was sung as he left.