Great...

So who was Allah punishing with this one? Or wait... maybe it was all those SUV's they drive in Kashmir... Karma ya know?

Everything is America's fault... when America is hit with a hurricane, it's God's judgement... or global warming which we all know is occuring solely because of American SUV's.

Global Warming... No word yet on why Mars also happens to be warming up. One wonders if 3:26 illudium space modulators destroy ozone...

30,000 dead in Kashmir. Funny... How many died in Katrina again? See? We're not the third world. The poorest sections of America take disasters far better than the jewels of the third world...

It brings to mind an old story...

A pakistani diplomat is posturing at the UN... He boldly claims that his country now has a weapon so powerful, it could level the whole of India.

The egyptian ambassador starts laughing and says, "Congratulations. You've invented a stiff breeze."

The quake was around 7.6 on the Richter Scale, which no doubt means lean-to's all over the middle east were leveled. No telling how long Kashmir will be without electricity... though it shouldn't matter to much... Though local leaders are encouraged... they point out that any disaster like this creates a trove of young men, eager to train in the time honored tradition of employing dynamite and baggy coats to influence American foriegn policy.