Nate's Dictionary of Progressive Principles
Affirmative Action: Jobs must always be given to those who cannot perform them.
Multiculturalism: Society works best when its divided into many groups that hate each other.
Wellfare: Money must be taken from those who work for it and given to those who do not.
Bilingualism: Societies best function when people can't communicate with each other.
Diversity: Society functions best when everyone thinks and speaks in exactly the same way.
Disarmament: The best way for a country to defend itself is to irradicate its best means of self defense.
Feminism: Society functions best when ugly women control everything.
Gun Control: Society functions best when only the violent lawbreakers are armed.