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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.


What's a sheeps favorite newspaper?

The wool street journal.


Why to gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers.


What do skcud say?

kcauq!


What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?

A stick.


What do you get when you cross an elephant and rhino together?

ELEPHINO.