A dog walks into a bar... sits down... and notices the bartender is just staring at him.
The dog says, "What's the problem?" The bartender replies, "I didn't expect to see a dog walk in here and order a martini. That doesn't happen often.
The dog says, "At these prices I'm not surprised."
Did you hear NASA has launched a bunch of holsteins into orbit? It was the herd shot around the world.
What did one DNA strand say to another DNA strand? Do these genes make me look fat?
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Why are architects afraid of floor thirteen, but pulishers aren't scared of Chapter 11?
And this.... is for Spacebunny...
Four brewery presidents walk into a bar. The president of Corona says, "Bartender... I will have a corona! The finest beer in the world." The president from Sam Adams says, "Bartender... bring the best money can buy... Sam Adams." The president of Budweiser speaks up... "The King of Beers. Bring me a Bud." Lastly... Arthur Guinness says, "I'll have a coke." There is a gasp from around the bar.. and the fella with a corona in his hand says, "Sir... why do you not order Guinness?"
Arthur says, "Well... y'all aren't drinking beer... I figured I wouldn't either."