Thursday, March 13, 2014

Check Your Privilege

OK kids... go here... and take this test.  If you call in to the ATF Show you will be expected to state your score and your title per the test results.

I scored 210...  My title is Shitlord.

See if you can beat it.

Also... I have no idea what Dragonkin is... so don't bother asking me.

29 comments:

Huckleberry said...

220 Shitlord.
FTW.
Apparently being tall is super privileged.

Vidad said...

185.

Nate said...

dammit!

Huck beat me!

LL said...

60. This is what happens when you're a fat Asian woman, dammit. I wanna be privileged. I shall write my Congressman forthwith.

By the way, been a long time since I strolled through the Blogger Blaster playgrounds. You can blame Will for this.

Leatherwing said...

Damn, only a 170 Shitlord. I raise my glass of Blanton's to the higher shitlords.

Susan said...

Shitlord at 105. Probably because I wasn't sure how to answer one, and I don't have a million. Do own my house free and clear though.

Susan said...

Huckleberry may be taller, but that don't mean his badassry is up to your standards. This test did not measure for that. Far as I could tell.

Susan said...

Dragonkin was an odd one, but the mammalakin(sp) I thought was referring to a relative of Michelle Malkin or something.

Astrosmith said...

Shitlord, 175

Vryedenker said...

-260 extremely oppressed. I love living in Africa.

Josh said...

180

Shitlord

Josh said...

180

Shitlord

rycamor said...

200.

looking like 210 this year the way work is going in the privileged Technology class.

Nate said...

being a chick must be a huge deduction.

Zion's Paladin said...

190

Apparently we are all Shitlords now.

cheddarman said...

160 - I am an omega shitlord.

But i should get extra points for being German. Erwin Rommel's 7th Panzer Division was headquartered in the home town of my German forefathers, so should get extra points, having relatives who served under the badass...and the Irish like a good scrap, so more points there, but not higher than our own beloved shitlord and my leige, Nate.

Toothy has gotta get extra points for being a German American that owns a gun store

cheddarman said...

i posted this at Vox popoli earlier, i think it needs to go here as well...


Clearly, Putin has been reading Kratman:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBkqkJfZxTE

Putin is obviously pissed that the next Kratman Novel is so far off. - Concerned Rabbit Hunter

Concerned Rabbit Hunter, Nate has not given Putin permission to be pissed off that the next Krattman novel is so far off. You gotta get the hierarchy right, son.

Outlaw X said...

120, but I didn't know one so I checked Cis. they missed debt to asset ratio it is one of the most important.

Nate said...

you had to google cis but not kinship?

I still have no idea what dragonkin is.

Raggededge said...

I didn't google kinship because I figured the answer "human" would be a safe choice. I've never answered a question with "cis" in my life.

WaterBoy said...

Nate: "I still have no idea what dragonkin is."

It originated in RPGs like D&D, IIRC, and refers to those who are biologically descended from dragons (via magic, of course; hey, if Zeus could change form and bonk human babes, why can't dragons, too?)

Nowadays, I think it is more of an affectation of those who think they are soul-bound to such creatures...like Goth kids who like to think of themselves as vampires, or werewolves.

Presumably, the other 'kin are similar.

Nate said...

waterboy...

You mean they are delusional and pretending?

Nate said...

i think a lot of them have no idea who Al Gore is...

f'ing millennials...

dw said...

165. Shitlord. I'm insulted it wasn't higher.

WaterBoy said...

Okay, then...they believe Obama, don't they?

Salt said...

Shitlord, 155

Fran said...

I score 175...shitlord, I guess.
Am I supposed to get the feelbads?

John Williams said...

Your privilege level is SHITLORD with a score of 205
I felt queerly trendy knowing Cis was my category. In my country "normal" would've been on the list.

Isn't "Cis" Latin for normal?

Anonymous said...

Ahhh yeah, Shitlord, in The Patriarchy... comes with owning guns I suppose.