Are You Pretending?

So... did you wander around all day ringing your hands? Did you jump at the chance to participate in our nations most recent emotional circle jerk?

OO! Fun! Look... we all have a chance to have some quality emotional masterbation!

That's what was going on yesterday. As a nation we were jacking off our emotions while staring at the porn blasting from every channel on our TVs. Discusting.

You don't know these victims... and you secretly enjoyed the hell out of yesterday. The unknown... that feeling like you don't know what's going to happen next... the chance to indulge in an emotional outburst.... ya loved it.

If you have an decency at all... you turned off the news yesterday, said a short prayer for the victims, and went and bought a couple hi-caps... after all... they'll be banned in a few weeks.