Bless Their Little Hearts
Inocently strolling about the world wide web today... and lo and behold... I am accosted! Some scientists in New York have found the Missing Link! I'll be damned. We now have solid irrefutible proof that we descend from Monkeys. We have fossil evidence of a "transitional" species.
They couldnt' possibly wrong though. I mean its not like they've been wrong about this before or anything.
If you'd like to read about the hoax... I mean... missing link... you can read about it here. Oh... I suppose you may want to know why I think its a hoax. Well... note how much was paid for the "fossil".