Gah... well here we are... running late. Thank God for Shiner Bock. Have you had Shiner Bock? Glorious. Just glorious. I prefer Shiner Black... but... we takes what we can get. Tonight... they had Shiner Bock... so ... that's what we got.
On with it...
A: Obviously.. I'm drinking Shiner. That said... I have a question. What do you think ranks as the finest mass production beer made in the South? By South I mean... Confederacy here. For the record. I don't want to hear about some shit from New Mexico. So... Shiner... Sweetwater... Abita... Red Brick probably has the finest label... Consider this example...
Suspect college football indeed. Try to give at least a top 3 here boys... no need to limit it to the ones I listed. Just your top 3 or top 5 beers from the South.
T: You people do not smoke enough. I don't know what can be done with ya... bunch of no account slack jawed so-and-so's. Get off your ass and start smoking. At least a couple cigars a month. Its a manly art. Its a responsibility. Dammit. Oh... Ghurka. As usual.
F: Ruger Vaquero... .44 mag.
Ain't she pretty? Love the thing. Love it. Its heavy... its impractical... it actually kind of hurts to shoot... and I love it to death. I have a Winchester 94 also in .44 mag. If I wasn't gonna do the matched pair obviously I'd rather have the Vaquero in 45lc... but.. come on. .44 mag cowboy guns. There is some serious cool factor there.
Ok kids... you know the rules.