Bad Joke Wednesday

We're headin' to August for a few days. Dunno when I'll be bloggin'. I'll try to get on down there to give y'all a heads up... but no promises kids. Well... I'm sure I won't miss the Friday Drinkin' Post... I mean come on... What would the Bloggerblaster be without that? And of course... it wouldn't do to miss Bad Joke Wednesday either would it? So here it is... you can expect more typical blogging to resume sunday evening or monday... until then things will be kinda spastic... not that that's unusual...

Speakin' of spastic...

Mahatma Gandhi was a peculiar person. He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was a very spiritual person. Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed very bad breath. He became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

And for number 2:

Veteran Pillsbury spokesmodel Pop-N-Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71.

Fresh was buried in one of the largest ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, The California Raisins, Hungry Jack, and Betty Crocker. The gravesite was piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima gave the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded." Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much time on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.