Porn Bailout!

Seriously. The porn industry is getting in on this whole bailout mania. I wish I was joking. What do you wanna bet they actually get something? Oh sure... it'll get snuck into some "media bailout" and will never get reported... but I'll bet you the mongers get something.

The fact that they would even ask... and it would be reported as news... just proves how pathetic America has become.

Boys... we are fast approaching go time.