I'll tell ya one thing... I'm sick of hearin' about how we southrons are intolerant. You look at Florida for example... Them good ol' boys down there can't swing a dead cat without hittin' some damned Yankee retiree. By God the simple fact that the state of Florida hasn't impaled every single one of them and propped them up along I-75 proves that we're some of the most patient people around.
Now... it wouldn't improve the smell... But if it scared off the Turks, it'd damned sure scare off the Yankee Horde. Ol' Vlad knew how to deal with immigration!
Just remember... when you're tellin' a Southron how intolerent he is... He's toleratin' you.