Eavesdropping

I was all excited about posting a half-time update of the Championship Game... which is much more like your typical SEC administered Big10 ass kicking... when I found my brothers had apparently created a three way conversasion on MSN... and included me... even though I was not around.

When I read the conversation... I was stunned... and I decided that you folks just had to see for yourselves.

You have no idea how badly I wish I was making this up. Pay particular attention to JAC's favorite song... as well as his use of creative netspeak.

JACIII says:
me thinkx nate's just gonna evesdrop or however the hey u spell dat.
Welldigger says:
he always does
JACIII says:
shameshameshame
Welldigger says:
TouchDown Florida !!!!!!!!!!!!
JACIII says:
Woohoo?
JACIII says:
PARTY!!!!!
JACIII says:
natch.
Welldigger says:
naturally
JACIII says:
I"M COMIN @ U LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY, CHIP!!!!
Welldigger says:
girly man
JACIII says:
"mmphunumammm"
Welldigger says:
wonder if my little sister is watchin
Welldigger says:
I swear I ain't believin this
JACIII says:
ur little sister? WAHT????
Welldigger says:
well I thought I had brothers but they aren't watchin the game soooooo
JACIII says:
OHH!!! i get it! lmao. that's a lil' old.
Welldigger says:
well ...I'M a little old
JACIII says:
lol. here's lyricx from my fav song--- I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be
You'd be non-conforming to if u look just like me
I have paint on my nails and make-up on my face
I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs
'Cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression most just call me a fag!
Welldigger says:
well I'm off here
Welldigger says:
gotta watch the game
JACIII says:
well, rude... bye. i g2g anywayz.


I'm gonna go drink this away. I can't believe this is blood kin. Shit hell... I may not even have enough bourbon to get rid of this... by 2am I'll be into the tequila reserves. Y'all pray...