This year I hearby and forthwith reslove to:
- Drink more, more often.
- Smoke my pipe more often.
- Shoot more.
- Ride more.
- Kick a liberal in the ass.
- Kick a social conservative in the ass.
- Kill at least 1 of God's creatures.. preferably a fuzzy cute one. Hopefully many more.
- Take my family fishin'.
- Finish building my 1911.
- Spend more time in prayer.
- Spend more time in the woods.
- Wear my Dead Che shirt to a liberal gathering.
- Avoid speeding tickets. (at least while I'm on more than two wheels)
- Make out with Spacebunny. (this one didn't work out last year... so I'll just re-hash until I succeed or die. I realize which is more likely... still... a man sets the bar high.)
- Give more.
- Horde gold.
- Horde ammo.
- Teach a woman to shoot.
- Convince at least 2 people to buy their first firearm.
- Help JAC get over his many girlish phobias.
- Convince Welldigger to buy a dirtbike.
- Flirt with DJ more.
And of course... last but by no means least... my ubiquitous resolution:
To expand the harem... by any means necessary.