Typical...


So my problem with this is NOT that the Lizard Queen can't sing. I mean come on... who knows how that forked tongue affects pitch control... no no... my problem is.. Its running for President... and It doesn't even know the damned words to the National Anthem.

Hear for yourself.

Its not... "Oh say does OUR star spangled banner yet wave." Its THAT Star Spangled Banner.

Shouldn't that be a test for the Office of the Presidency?

How much campaign money could we save if we just instituted minor pop-quizzes like this and eliminated all those who either choked or honestly didn't know?

For example... a moderator could ask... "Where is Khazakstan?" well... ok... he couldn't ask that... because then we'd have no one left to vote for...


hey... wait a minute...