Bad Joke Wednesday: Pirate Edition
-This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?" And the pirate says... Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!
-a little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head you buckin' moron!"
-What does a vegan pirate do in jail? Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!
-What has 8 arms and 8 legs? 8 Pirates!
-what's a pirate's second-choice job? An arrrrrrchitect!
-What's a pirate's favorite mode of transportation? A cAARRRRH!
-How did the pirate stop smoking? He used the patch!
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