The Much Requested, and Slightly Delayed... Bad Joke Wednesday

This week... we're going with clever quotes and such...

-Only in America do we have a general in charge of the post office and a secretary in charge of defense. --Unknown

-A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. --Robert Frost

- Politicians are like diapers. They should both be changed frequently and for the same reason. -- Will Rogers

- Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. --Albert Einstein

-The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist. --Unknown

-Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. --Ken Dodd

-A man is only as old as the woman he feels. --Groucho Marx

- Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods. --H. L. Mencken

-Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything. --Josef Stalin

-Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. --Ronald Reagan