Ahem...

I suppose we all know where this is going right? There's a very good reason the first android ever made was a female... and I know exactly what you're all thinkin'... cause I'm thinkin' the same thing...

Is she self-lubricating?

This quote from the article is just to good to pass up... "Repliee Q1 can interact with people. It can respond to people touching it. It's very satisfying, although we obviously have a long way to go yet."