Cops are Useless

Say... Wasn't it the cops that found Elizabeth Smart? And umm... it was the Cops that found that murderous prick in rampaging through Atlanta right? And now the Cops have found this little Shasta girl too right?

Wrong, wrong, and wrong.

Smart was found by a citizen paying attention. The boy in Atlanta was turned in by a christian woman who's home he'd broken into... and Shasta was recently found by... of all things... a Denny's waitress...

Listen carefully and pay attention this time... I don't know how many times I'm gonna say this...

Cops do NOT solve crimes. Cases are either incredibly obvious, or they get stuck in the "We Hope Someone Tells Us Who Did This" file. CSI is a TV show. It's not real. That's not how it works at all.

Foresic evidence didn't help them find Smart... and it didn't help them find Shasta... and it sure as hell ain't helpin' that girl down there in Aruba.