Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Navy Goes Glock

Hey...  Teams...   Turn in your SIGs boys.  The Navy has come out of the closet.

In addition announcing that they are switching to Glocks, the US Navy has also announced that all safety briefings on thai ladyboys and how to spot them will be stopped.  

It will be replaced with new seminars like "How to get blown buy a 15 year old boy with tits".





Smoke'em if you've got 'em boys.   Its all going to shit.

11 comments:

Bill said...

Combat Tupperware is dishwasher safe!

And why the 19? Oh, right, women seals!

Res Ipsa said...

I enjoy Sig's a great deal. Unlike Glock I've never met someone that didn't like the Sig. They might not have wanted to pay the price for one, but just shooting it they liked it. I can't imagine an operator being forced to use a weapon that he didn't want. I suspect that Glock has some great marketing people that won a major commission on this deal.

Susan said...

After what Obama has done to the military during his tenure so far, the Village People tune is fitting.

cheddarman said...

How come there ain't a rebel village people member?



Bill said...

I can't imagine an operator being forced to use a weapon that he didn't want.

All the tier units, and most SF for that matter, can request any firearm they want, or even provide their own.

SirThermite (VFM #0025) said...

Put factory CNC-machined al-you-men-ee-um grips on my beloved P229 SAS Gen2 a few years back when I was doing IDPA and IPSC matches. Call it the anti-Glock because the only bits of plastic to be found are the magazine follower and perhaps the caps on the tritium dot sights

Stilicho #0066 said...

It's clearly a cultural accommodation for their efforts to recruit vibrants. Diversity is our stench!

Nate said...

before long SEALS will have sights mount on the sides of their Glocks.

Stilicho #0066 said...

Ha! Perhaps they'll issue floaties during BUD/S as well!

Stilicho #0066 said...

FNX with threaded barrel, raised sights and 16 rounds of .45 goodness that can be run with decocker or thumb safety depending on how the shooter swings. For the win.

Fuck Glock. Cheap shit. It's the SKS of pistols.

Stg58/Animal Mother said...

Yes Stilicho. Yes.