Nate for Dictator!
I never take online tests, as I find them to be only slightly less abnoxious than Ben Stiller. Upon seeing the results of this one over that Pink Kitty's though... I had to try it out. I make no statement on the accuracy. I should think the following results speak for themselves.
You are an SEDL--Sober Emotional Destructive Leader. This makes you a dictator. You prefer to control situations, and lack of control makes you physically sick. You feel you have responsibility for everyone's welfare, and that you will be blamed when things go wrong. Things do go wrong, and you take it harder than you should.
You rely on the validation and support of others, but you have a secret distrust for people and distaste for their habits and weaknesses that make you keep your distance from them. This makes you very difficult to be with romantically. Still, a level-headed peacemaker can keep you balanced.
Despite your fierce temper and general hot-bloodedness, you have a soft spot for animals and a surprising passion for the arts. Sometimes you would almost rather live by your wits in the wilderness somewhere, if you could bring your books and your sketchbook.
You also have a strange, undeniable sexiness to you. You may go insane.
Take out that one silly bit about validation and that's pretty much dead-nutts on, and the last line is just priceless.