BJW

- How do you kill a Blue Elephant? With a Blue Elephant Gun.

- How do you kill a Pink Elephant? You hold his trunk till he turns blue... then you shoot him with the Blue Elephant Gun.

- So I have this friend... Ned... Ned who used to work in the circus. If I recall correctly it was a Czechoslovokian Circus... a real low rent kinda deal... anyway... Ned always tells stories from his circus days. He likes to talk about the Ring Master and the lion... Seems they had some wild times. Aparently the Ring Master was a real prick. He used to whoop that lion... who was called Jake by the way... the lion... not the Ring Master... I don't remember what his name was... The Ring Master I mean... anyway... The Ring Master... who's name I don't remember, used to whoop that lion... Jake... with a whip. Used to whip him something aweful. Anyway... That lion finally got fed up... and he ate that durned Ring Master... just ate him up. Well of course there was a big ol' investigation... the cops followed Jake around for several days... you know... collectin' the evidence... then finally... they up and arrested that lion!

Apparently he'd been passin' bad checks.