Hell Yeah!

I don't know if ya'll have read this or not... if not, you should. Now. This is what bein' a man is all about. Let me sum it up though...

This 73-year-old granddaddy is out workin' in the field with his machete, when some ill-fated leopard decided he looked like dinner. Bad move. Sure sure.. He could've whacked it with the big knife... but no... that'd be to easy... to kind.

No... Instead... he jams his hand down the foolish beasts maw, grasps around until he gets a good grip.. then rips the damn things tongue out! No doubt he stood around a laughed while it flopped around on the ground, and died like the big pussy it was.

I don't know about you, but I'm throwin' one back to this ol' boy tonight!