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So the other day Jeb comes up and says, as only he can...

"Daddydidyouheardat?" He says it just like that. All one word.

"What was is it buddy?"

"heh heh... Jeb pooted. Just like mommy does."

"Did you poot loud?"

"No! Not loud! Just quiet."

"Mommy poots quiet?"

"Mommy poots quiet... so not wake up baby Eli."