France Surrenders to Dick Cheney

French Foriegn Minister Ima Pusi announced France's formal surrender to Dick Cheney on Sunday. In his prepared statement Pusi made the French position clear. "We'll take it anyway he would like to give it us." the French diplomat said.

"The display of military ability and projection of force was such that it could not be ignored. We won't sacrifice our entire existence when the odds are so hopelessly against us. We will join Cheney and work under him with great pleasures."

France also surrended to Puxatony Phil last week after the famous groundhog appeared to snarl.