A while back Howard Stern had a show where he hooked some pornstar up to a spanking machine and it beat the crap out of her on air. I don't see how this turns anyone on... but I can assure you it was amusing... in a trainwreck sort of way. Anyway... the thing was called the Robospanker. I was convinced that civilization had not sunk to these depths so I actually followed a link to see if it was in fact a real device for sale... and... it is. No seriously. It is.
Now... nothing beats trainwreck internet... so when I saw there was actually a review section... I knew I had struck gold... but never in my wildest dreams did I imagine it would be this good.
Thank you.. Paul from Nashville... for this glorious review of the Robospanker... and for proving what we all already knew...
By Paul, from Nashville
I just got my new robospanker & bench, today. It wonderful. I have not been
spanked like this in a very long time. I had two of the best paddlings I've in
years. I was very close to tears on my second spanking. I also got the
bench, w. mine 7 cant wait to rty it out. It should be just like going over-
the-knee.:: My try-out spankings were bare bottomed & all the rest shall be,
as well. My intent to to work my tolerance up to maximum, on both speed
& intensity. I want to get on my bench, hit the ON button, & let the tears
flow.::THANK YOU once again for the robospanker. It is the MOST
wonderful thing I have EVER owned...next to my Harley.
I just got my new robospanker & bench, today. It wonderful. I have not been
spanked like this in a very long time. I had two of the best paddlings I've in
years. I was very close to tears on my second spanking. I also got the
bench, w. mine 7 cant wait to rty it out. It should be just like going over-
the-knee.:: My try-out spankings were bare bottomed & all the rest shall be,
as well. My intent to to work my tolerance up to maximum, on both speed
& intensity. I want to get on my bench, hit the ON button, & let the tears
flow.::THANK YOU once again for the robospanker. It is the MOST
wonderful thing I have EVER owned...next to my Harley.
Just in case you think I am jerking your chain... here is the link to the testimonials. check for yourself.
Please remember this post the next time you see some fag on a Harley dressed up like a pirate trying to act like a badass. Its probably just Paul... hoping if he pisses you off you'll take him over your knee and give him what he so desperately desires.
