Soccer is Gay

No seriously. I'm trying to think of an american professional athlete that would walk around in tight shorts, a pink shirt, and a flower in his hair.

Its no wonder the Germans are continually trying to take over Europe.

And what is this crap about "comfortable with your sexuality". Does that mean you know you're a faggot and therefore you don't mind if everyone else knows to? That's about all I can come up with.

Have fun boys.