Hey! Texas! Swagger on over here little sister its time for a come to Jesus meetin'.
Ya know your "Don't Mess with Texas" crap? I'm sick of it. You're all hat and no cattle. How can I say that? I'm glad you asked.
You have some of the worst gun laws of any red state. In fact... your gun laws are so bad... they aren't even as good as freaking Ohio. Open carry is legal in Ohio... and your state is so facist on Conceal Carry... its not even as good as freaking Minnesota!
MINNESOTA!!!! You know? Those morons that elected freakin' Al Franken and sent him to the Senate? They have better carry laws than you do.
Freedom? Rugged independence?
Shut the hell up.
You're like the Illinois of the Southwest. You're like freakin' New York. You have carry laws but they suck so bad they may as well not exist.
So screw you Texas.
I don't want to hear shit from you until you get your crap together.
Call me when you grow a pair of balls.
Oh... one more thing... You suck at college football too.