Before things go to far... I want to show you what apparently passes for a deer stand in Southern By God Alabama.
yeah kids. That's 8X8... and there is a porch off the back to shoot your bow off of. Of course... its carpeted and insulated as well. Now understand... we were not at some game preserve... or fenced in slaughter house.
This is 35,000 privately owned acres of real damned hunting. And by real damned hunting... I mean hanging out inside with your feet propped up wondering when the deer were gonna walk by. All while looking at food plots that look like... well...
As you can see... we were suffering.
And the craziest thing?
Sunday morning were 13 feet off the ground in this crazy contraption! I mean seriously. What the heck? Tracked mobile deer stands! God Bless The South.
Now the bad news...
We saw a bunch of deer... and a bunch of turkeys... but took none. All little girls... and its just to close to the rut to be killing a doe.