HEY! **THUMP THUMP THUMP**
Is this thing... IS THIS...
There ya are. Sorry. We're late dammit. I started drinkin'... ummm... a while ago. Obviously. And only just realized I hadn't post this tonight. So here I am. Posting. dammit.
A: Lots. Holy shit. What is this? Its Bourbon! of course its bourbon you drunk fuck... who am I talking to? WHAT? ... No no. sorry. Anyway its Wild Turkey Russel's Reserve and its fantastic. Bloody hell is it good. I'm gonna get some more.
T: Man O' War Ruination. I don't feel ruined. I feel damned good. Never the less... that is the name. We do NOT deduct points for name accuracy. Its a good cigar. Full bodied... as they say. 6X60... so don't be in a hurry. Some sweet.. peppery foolishness going on here as well... also the strange Spartan helmet on the label. I AM NOT GAY.
F: I want a kukri dammit. Cold steel makes a couple... Ontario makes them... and I think you can get them from the factory that makes the for the honest to God Ghurkas. What? Knives doesn't start with F? Fuck you... you racist. I've been drinking and I want to talk about about Kukris... and why they are fucking awesome. So piss off! Who has a kukri? Cheddar? Will? Toothy? Speak up. If none of my readers own a Kukri I am gonna be damned disappointed.