Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Bad Joke Wednesday

Say...  did you hear about the blind man that picked up a hammer and saw?

Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?

Do Roman nurses refer to IVs as "4"s?

Never say anything bad about a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes.  Because then... he's a mile away... and you have his shoes.  What's he gonna do?

Corn oil comes from corn....   baby oil comes from....

Xerox and Wurlitzer are merging...  apparently they're going to produce a reproductive organ...

What's Mary short for?

I dunno she's got small legs I guess...

Why didn't Noah fish very often?

He only had to worms.

What did the tie say to the hat?

You go on a head.  I'll just hang around.

What has four legs and one arm?

A rottweiler.

Why does Piglet smell bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

UPDATE:  Thanks to DJ for this one.

So...  The Pope is being a good Catholic... and pulling out.


Res Ipsa said...

Good to see ya back blogging.

Giraffe said...

A rottweiler.

I think you meant pit bull.

interloper said...

ok, i'll chime in.

Where do the Polish keep their armies?!

up their sleevies !!

bw said...

up their sleevies !!

Ouch. That IS bad.

I heard someone this week refer to Barry as "Chalky" Sotero.
Thought that was pretty good.

Vidad said...

Two fish were in a tank.

One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Lulabelle said...

I confess...I had to read the first one twice.

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Susan said...


Great jokes, every one a keeper. Even DJ's. Hard to say which is my favorite. The xerox one is in the running though.

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I hear that the choice for the new pope is weighted towards Archbishop of Milan. Wanting to avoid any more scandals such as those that occurred during the last popes reign, the cardinals are considering that things go better with Pope Scola.

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