Say... did you hear about the blind man that picked up a hammer and saw?
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
Do Roman nurses refer to IVs as "4"s?
Never say anything bad about a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. Because then... he's a mile away... and you have his shoes. What's he gonna do?
Corn oil comes from corn.... baby oil comes from....
Xerox and Wurlitzer are merging... apparently they're going to produce a reproductive organ...
What's Mary short for?
I dunno she's got small legs I guess...
Why didn't Noah fish very often?
He only had to worms.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on a head. I'll just hang around.
What has four legs and one arm?
Why does Piglet smell bad?
Because he always plays with Pooh.
UPDATE: Thanks to DJ for this one.
So... The Pope is being a good Catholic... and pulling out.