Wednesday, February 20, 2013
If the allegations against Oscar Pistorius are true, he won't have a leg to stand on in court.
Hey... if they hang Oscar Pistorius for his crimes... will be start calling out letters?
What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the Rhino.
What do you call a Norwegian car? ... A Fjord.
A Texan was once regailing a yankee from boston with tales from the Alamo. The Texan eventually asked, "Don't you have any heros where you're from? The yankee said, "Ever hear of Paul Revere?" The Texan thought a second and saId, "Ain't he the guy that ran for help?"
Remember... when they tell you Saint Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland... they always forget to mention that he was the only one that ever actually saw any snakes.
You know... one good thing about a female president... we wouldn't have to pay her as much.
Posted by Nate at 9:18 AM