Tuesday, May 06, 2008

I'm Sure Some of You Can Relate...

40 years ago, Buford Jones, a good ole boy from the Tennessee hills, was drafted into the Army.

On his first day in basic training, the Army issued Buford a comb. An hour later an Army barber shaved him bald as a baby.

On his second day, the Army issued Buford a toothbrush, toothpaste and dental floss. That same afternoon the Army dentist pulled seven of Buford’s teeth.

On the third day, an Army supply clerk handed him a jock strap.

The Army has been looking for Buford for 40 years.

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