Justification For Higher Education



We do apologize for the absence. We here at the Bloggerblaster have been a bit busy. Real life and all that. It appears that DrWho was growing weary of her trusty and ultimately utilitarian Trooper. No complaints. It served us well for many years, and remains a capable vehicle. But...

Well....

It's not an Audi A4 Cabriolet now is it?

And I don't want to hear any crap from you Krauts out there either. We drove it back-to-back with a BMW 330ci. If you're lookin' to talk on your cellphone at 80mph on the interstate with the top down... The A4's your car.

Anyway... DrWho's worked her butt off... and she deserves it. I figured it was time she splurged a bit on herself. It took some convincin' of course, but lets face it... its hard to refuse someone who's making a rational arguement that buying that gorgeous convertible is the responsible thing to do.

I Love My Town

- I live in a county with 45,000 people.

- I live in a Town of 1,300.

- Radar is something the county sheriff's cars do not have.

- At least 1 out of every 3 cars has a Battle Flag sticker or license plate. Yesterday I saw a pickup truck with a bumper sticker... it had a Battle flag... then in big letters said: If I had known this I would've picked my own cotton.

- Once a year every church in the county cancels its sunday evening services, and everyone meets at the county highschool football stadium... ok... everyone except the lone hold out right across the highway from the stadium. There's something amusing about watching from the stands as those 25 or so people leave their evening services over at the Church of Christ.

Diesel Therapy

We don't torture folks in the US. Right?

Wrong. We just do so non-traditional ways.

Rebels in America are tought there lessons... just like everywhere else. Here-in I'll detail one of the favoured methods.

Person X has been arrested. For what makes no difference. Let's just say some how or another he's found himself in the federal prison system. He may well not have even been tried yet. He may just be waiting to work out bail or bond. Then everything changes.

A guard informs him he's going to be transported. He's shackled... stiffeners are used on the cuffs on his legs and hands that prevent any movements. His arms and legs are locked into one position... he's put on a bus.. and he's left there. For 20 hours a day... for weeks. He's transported from prison to prison to prison. Constantly moving. He's not let out of his seat to relieve himself. He's forced to simply sit there in his own shit. His own piss.

And what can be done? He can't call a lawyer. He can't call his family. No one can call him. No one can find him... and when its all said and done... who will believe him?

Think this doesn't happen?

Think again.

Rights, Remedy, Recource, and Common Law

Ok... I've held off on blogging about this sort of thing for a long time... but since its come up, I may as well.

Virtually all courts in the US are UCC courts. Meaning their juristiction is the Uniform Commercial Code. This is of the utmost importance when considering legal actions. Traffic Court.... Everything. These are all UCC courts.

This my friends is what's behind the curtain.

"The making of a valid Reservation of Rights preserves whatever rights the person then possesses, and prevents the loss of such rights by application of concepts of waiver or estoppel. When a waivable right or claim is involved, the failure to make a reservation thereof, causes a loss of the right, and bars its assertion at a later date." (UCC 1-207.7)

"The Code is complimentary to the Common Law, which remains in force, except where displaced by the code. A statute should be construed in harmony with the Common Law, unless there is a clear legislative intent to abrogate the Common Law." (UCC 1-103.6)

Now... those may be confusing... so let me type them out in english. 1-207 basicly says if you reserve your rights, you still have them. If you do not reserve your rights, you lose them. 103.6 states that the UCC does not overide Common Law, but works in harmony with it.

So... in effect... when you reserve your rights, you simply change the rules of the court procedings you are involved in. You can effectively negate the UCC, and cause the court to try you under Common Law regulations.

But what does this all mean?

It means specificly when you get a ticket for say... not wearing a seltbelt, when you sign the ticket after your name you write: without prejudice UCC 1-207

This states legally that you are not waiving your rights. You are claiming them.

When you get to court the Judge will no doubt ask you what you meant by writing that. That's when you say, "I reserve my right not to be compelled to perform under any contract or commercial agreement that I did not enter knowingly, voluntarily and intentionally. I do not accept the liability of the compelled benefit of any unrevealed contract or commercial agreement."

See.. if you don't sign your name that way then you have waived your rights. When you waive your rights, they can then try you under the UCC, where-in you are bound by every federal, state, and local law and regulation.

If you don't waive your rights though, you can point out that you never signed a contract or agreed to abide by any such regulations or laws, and therefore you are not bound specificly by them, but only by Common Law.

You can now assert 1-103.6 where in you force them to try you under common law. You simply ask the judge to produce a verified injured party. Because under common law there has to be a complaint. The judge may balk at this. Probably because he just wants to know if you really know what you're talking about. That's when you say:

"Your Honor, I can sue you under the Common Law, for violating my rights under the Uniform Commercial Code. I have a remedy, under the UCC, to reserve my rights under the Common Law. I have exercised the remedy, and now you must construe this statute in harmony with the Common Law. To be in harmony with the Common Law, you must come forth with the damaged party."

At this point the judge is boxed in. You have demonstrated your remedy (you resevered your rights under 1-207, and your recourse 1-103, siting the very UCC that is his jurisdiction. You've shown in the UCC where it honours Common Law, and he must either produce a victim, or show how otherwise the seatbelt law doesn't conflict with Common Law. This would require you to have signed a contract agreeing to wear a seatbelt. Given that you never signed such a thing, he's toast.

Now... don't get cocky. He's a judge. He doesn't have to do anything. He can press on. If he does though... you say, "Let me see if I understand, Your Honor, has this court made a legal determination that sections 1-207 and 1-103 of the Uniform Commercial Code, which is the system of law you are operating under, are not valid law before this court?"

He's likely to be either amused or pissed. He's liable to drop the case just to shut you up. Though he may very well simply say, "Yes." at which point you inform the court that you'll be appealing his decision to a higher court which will overturn his ruling, and he knows that.

So now you've seen behind the curtain to some extent... but this is just a tiny glimps. It goes much further and much deeper... but practically what does it mean? For me it means very very little. I know this stuff and have known it for sometime and I still don't sign my name without prejudice. Why not?

Because its not worth it. It doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong. They have the guns. They can kill you and your whole family and get away with it. So the income tax is BS... so what? You pay it because if you don't they just might kill you.

It always comes down to force, either real or implied. Knowledge like this can save you some money in traffic court... but when the stakes go up, you'll find the black robes don't care nearly as much about the letter of the law... or anything much at all really. And the Judges are the nice ones. It's the alphabet boys who'll kick down your door in the middle of the night... Ever heard of Diesel Treatment? Google it.

Knowledge is great... but greater still is wisdom.

Horde ammo... clean your guns... and lay low.

Michael Maier Says:


This is Ugly:



Nate says: Never ask a hoosier about aesthetics... or basketball. He's foreign to each.

Civil Disobedience

One has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws. — DR. MARTIN LUTHER the KING, JR.


There. So stop wearing your seatbelt. Smoke everywhere. Horde scary looking firearms and convert them to full-auto. Refuse to pay the federal income tax.

MLK said so.

Protecting the Rights of Sexual Preadators

A bit of background before we get started. Not long ago Georgia passed (pay particular attention to the way the MSM covers the story. Note the only sex offender they mention was a woman convicted of the statatory rape of a male) a law that effectively banned all child molesters from the state. The law stated clearly that anyone convicted of a sexual crime involving a minor could not live near schools, day cares, parks... even school bus stops.

Basicly this means that the poor darling pederasts have no place to live.

My heart just bleeds for them.

The stated intent of this law was to send the simple message. "We don't want you here." That's a message that is both lawful, and perfectly within the power of the legislature to send.

Of course... before you get to excited and start planning your move to Georgia... you should read this. I mean come on... You knew a law this good wasn't going to go unchallenged by the Black Robes.

Then again.... if they'd just shoot these sorry bastards in the back of the head we wouldn't be spending all this money on lawyers would we?

The UN Small Arms Conference

Anyone who thinks its a coincidence that this is being held on the 4th of July in America is simply being willfully ignorant. The powerbrokers of the world know full well that the first battles of the American Revolution had nothing to do with Taxation without Representation, and everything to do with Gun Control.

Sadly the American Public does not. The Battle of Lexington you will recall when General Thomas Gage, military governor of Massachusetts sent a force to confiscate weapons and capture patriot leaders. When the British confronted Captain Parker and his militia in Lexington, they arrived to confiscate powder and ball. They did so... One round at a time.

Had the American Public not been armed in 1776, America would never have been able to win its independence.

Had the American Public not been armed in 1812, America would never have been able to keep it.

Ahh... But listen to the words Rebecca Peter Head of the IANSA:

“I think American citizens should not be exempt from the rules that apply to the rest of the world. At the moment there are no rules applying to the rest of the world. That’s what we’re working for. American citizens should have guns that are suitable for the legitimate purposes that they can prove. I think that eventually Americans will realize that their obsession with arming themselves in fear, in a paranoid belief that they’re going to be able to stave off the ills of the world through owning guns, through turning every house into an arsenal, eventually Americans will go away from that. I think Americans who hunt—and who prove that they can hunt—should have single-shot rifles suitable for hunting whatever they’re hunting. I mean American citizens should be like any other citizens of the world”

Read those words. Read them again and again.

Then go buy a gun... preferably a semi-auto rifle... with a collapsable stock... something that little Miss Peter would think is very scary looking indeed.

ATF: Were My Dogs At?

Tonight I'm sippin' Old Forester and thinkin' its time to share a little more Bourbon lore. My drink tonight leads me down a certain path...

George Garvin Brown didn't distill whiskey. But he changed bourbon forever just the same... and his kin still runs the multi-national company that he started.

See... way way back... in the old days... I mean back around the days of Elijah Craig... whiskey was sold only by the barrel to bars and taverns. The bars and taverns would then cut it... add to it... and otherwise ruin good whiskey... until it was pretty well undrinkable. The process made Brown sick.

So... his company set out to solve the problem... and in doin' so... changed the whiskey world forever.

Old Forester was the first whiskey sold in individual sealed bottles. The seal was intact... you knew what ya had. Tamper proof if you will. Brown's company still bottles Old Forester today... but they also own Jack Daniels, Southern Comfort.. and believe it or not... Lennox China.

Hows that for diversified?

Anyway... like I said... George Garvin Brown's great grand kids run the company to this day. But now you know a little more about the roots... of Brown-Forman.

Anyway its a little late start for the ATF post... I apologize... I haven't lit up yet... I'm debating. Maybe a Patron... or Partargas... who knows. I can't even spell it... it must be good.

No shooting news to report... Its the off season after all.

What'er y'all up to tonight?

NateMail: Internet Predators

Brenda asks: My 14-year old daughter has been chatting in an online chatroom and i think she's being approached by someone who claims to be an older married man. is it illegal for him even to be in the chatroom? and is it tecnically illegal for him to ask for things like a phone number? or can these people just do whatever the hell they want as long as they don't meet these teenagers in real life?

The short answer is yes. They can do or say anything they want. In fact, its excedingly difficult to prosecute them, even if they DO meet your child in person. Legally they have to demonstrate intent. Simply showing up at the meeting place is not enough. In sting operations they usually work out a deal with the pederasts. For example the bait offers a particular sexual activity in return for a specific action taken by the perp. Often the cops will get the guy to undress completely before they arrest him. Lets face it... you didn't get naked to play checkers right? On the otherhand, the defenses are powerful, assuming they didn't get naked. "I didn't really think it was a kid, I thought we were roleplaying." and so forth. Meeting a 14-year old kid is not a crime, nor is befriending one. Now... its BS... and everyone knows it... but you can't go around arresting everyone who chats... much as I would like to.

My advice is to remove your daughter's computer privilages completely. Then use her account to chat with the guy. See how far he is trying to take it. If need be agree to meet him in a park late at night... say you're sneaking out of the house and your parents won't know... make the necessary promises... get him all riled up.... Of course... the only thing he'll actually find at that park that night will be your pissed off husband... and maybe the ass-kickin' of a lifetime will convince him to change his ways.

Now... as for the long term solution...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING LETTING YOUR KIDS USE CHAT ROOMS????

MySpace is the devil. Chatrooms are the devil. No way. No how. Never. There is nothing there but sex and gossip and more sex. There is no legitimate reason for your kid to access it. Its rather like allowing your kid to get together with their friends at the local adult book store.

But mom! All my friends are there!

Kids don't need computers. Its BS. For the vast majority of the population, computers are toys, not tools. If she needs a computer for school, give her one with no internet connection. If she needs to research, allow her to use yours, while supervised.

A few months of this will teach her a lesson... but if you do return her internet privilages (and I wouldn't) spy on her continually. Buy the best admin software you can find. Log every keystroke. Cache every page. Save every conversation. The best advice is to perhaps install PCAnywhere... so you can periodicly sit there and watch her screen remotely, as she's chatting.

Imagine her fury when you take her off to your room and display her chat window on your monitor.

Yes. She'll hate you. She's 14. If she doesn't hate you you aren't doing your job.

(and Brenda, don't take this as talking down to you, from your question I deduce that you do most of this already, otherwise you wouldn't know about her chat buddy.)

The Myth of Fibromyalgia

I want to take a moment to talk about Whiner's Disease, the supposed diagnoses there-of, and its supposed treatments. I may throw in a random fact or two... as well as a tale from the barbershop.

Let's start with the basics. What is Fibromyalgia?

Well... if we're being honest its the term honest doctors use to describe whiney drug seeking patients who claim they hurt all over, but display no physiological reason for the pain. I'm sure it will suprise you all to learn that 80 to 90% of those diagnosed with Fibromyalgia are women. Again... there is no obvious reason for this... except that women whine more.

In order to be diagnosed with this "disease" you have to have pain in all four quadrants of your body. That is above and below the waist, and on the right and left side. There are also 9 paired spots (18 total) that are listed as potential tender areas. 11 of these have to be tender for you to be diagnosed with Fibromyalgia. If the number 11 sounds arbitrary as hell, there is a good reason. I'd love to hear one of these morons explain why someone with 10 tender spots is faking it while someone with 11 has a recognized clinicly treated disease. The diagram below shows the 9 paired potential tender spots.


Gee... Do you know any women with tender elbows? Knees? Shoulders? Lower back? Pay close attention and you'll note that some of these, if not most are actually pressure points. In otherwords... everyone is tender there.

The most entertaining thing about Fibromyalgia though, are the drugs that are the most successful in treating it. Two guesses on what they are used for...

Perhaps I shall related this in the form of a tale...

It will suprise no one that I get my hair cut at the Dixie Barbershop. This is grand ol' place... complete with a roll of duct tape hanging on the wall right next to the trimmers and scissors. The barber has even rigged up a vacuum system with PVC and a shopvac that basicly sucks the hair away as his trimming. It's awesome. And yes... there is a bona fide barber pole out front.

Needless to say I love the place.

A good haircut takes 30 minutes... but beware... a good haircut is almost always defined as a Fort Campbell special. I asked for short hair... and now I look like AIRBORN as hell. My wife looked at me when I walked in and said, "Well hello Trooper Cherolis! This doesn't mean she didn't love it.

Anyway.. while I was there a fella started whining about his back pain... and I suppose he recognized one of the other fellas as a doctor... because he started talking to him about Fibromyalgia. He claimed that two of his friends had it, and had been givin this miracle drug that cured them. He couldn't pronounce the name... but he wrote it down and handed it to the doctor, and asked if the he recognized it.

The doctor just smiled and said...

"oh yeah... I recognize this... its a pretty powerful anti-depressant."

The doctor didn't laugh.

But I did.

On Motorcycle Travel

There are two schools of thought when it comes to laundry while travelin' on two wheels. There is the method JAC and I use... and then there is the Waffle Stomp Boogie.

In the interest of equal time... I shall share both.

Method 1: JAC and I do not believe in carrying around dirty socks and undies. We wear them, throw 'em away, and buy more. The further into your trip you get.. the more room in your bags for other stuff you may have collected. That's just an added bonus though... the main benefit is not smelling up the whole of God's Creation while drivin' down the road. Simple.. easy.

Method 2: The Waffle Stomp Boogie. Here we require a favorite old song... so... all together now... in the Key of G:

Russel Up a Dog Turd

Daddy Shot a Bear

Shot him up the Bunghole

and I don't care!

The Wash Cycle

The Rinse Cycle

The Dry Cycle

*Note: Combining these two methods is not expressly forbidden... ommiting the song however is.

Warning... Politically Un-correct Commentary Follows

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There is no War on Terrorism. We are at War with Islam. It is a religous war perpetuated by the most warmongering religion the world has ever known.

***POP***

That was the sound of the one lone Neocon who reads here. His head just exploded. This shouldn't suprise anyone though... as neocons know about as much about history as they do about economics... which is to say... they know nothing about it at all.

This is the infuriating thing about America. There is what everyone knows.. and what you can say... and they are two radicly different things. In this we resemble the old USSR.

Bah.

Islam is evil.

The Leather Anniversary

It's true... Julie and I have been married for 9 years now. 9. If that ain't a testimony to female patience I don't know what is. But imagine my amusement when I found that the traditional 9th anniversary gift was...



















something in leather!? Excellent. I suppose this has a different meaning today than it did 100 years ago, but I can't help but chuckle at the clearly naughty conotation. Somewhere Blondage is smiling. Of course we've already celebrated properly... so I found this out to late... alas. Just dinner and a movie tonight... though if you've got kids under 4... then you know how hard that is to arrange.

Better Drink Up!

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[Fainting after drinking a glass of whiskey-soda...]

[Article in French]Tattevin P, Papo T, Caumes E, Merle-Beral H, Piette JC.Clinique des Maladies infectieuses et Reanimation medicale, CHU Pontchaillou, F35033 Rennes. Tattevin@club-internet.fr

BACKGROUND: Alcohol intolerance is a rare syndrome that usually involves pain, pruritus, or vasomotor phenomena consecutive to moderate alcohol intake. This syndrome may unmask various malignancies, especially Hodgkin's disease or non-Hodgkin lymphoma, and carcinoma of the cervix.

CASE REPORT: A patient who became unconscious after drinking a glass of whiskey-cola was explored for alcohol intolerance. High-level hypereosinophilia was discovered. The diagnosis of idiopathic hypereosinophilia was retained after extensive evaluation. DISCUSSION: Idiopathic hypereosinophilia may be a premalignancy expression of a lymphoproliferative disorder. In our patient, who also had alcohol intolerance known to be associated with later diagnosis of malignancy, lymphocyte phenotype studies revealed an abnormal population. However, rearrangement studies of T-cell and B-cell receptors, as well as bone marrow cytology and histology did not enable identification of a lymphoproliferative disorder. This patient will require close follow-up due to the risk of developing a lymphoproliferative disorder.

So... As you can see... you need to drink more. Alchohol Intolerence is an indicator, or early warning system if you will, for all sorts of nasties that require early detection for effect treatment. Belly up to the bar boys... Whiskey and Coke specificly it seems.

The Racist North

While most will have you believe that the rivalry between the northern states of the union and those of the south started sometime around 1840... I've endevored to explain that the roots of the division go much further. Indeed they stretch back to the formation of the union itself, and even before.

It sort of sheds some light on the other side of the debate when one realizes that the rivalry pre-dated the union.

Those ignorant of basic human nature and history will point to the infamous fraction clause in the Constitution which defined slaves as less than a man. The question I have today is... A comprimise is what happens when two sides come to an agreement. Therefore we can conclude that there was indeed some disagreement.

In fact... history shows that one side wanted the census to treat slaves and freemen as the equals of whites... and one side wanted slaves and freemen to be completely ignored... not counted at all.

So which was which?

We've been conditioned to believe that the South was racist our whole lives... and that we had to be saved from ourselves by the benevolent heroic North. But it was the North that wanted the slaves ignored. It was the South that wanted them counted equally. So... dear Yankee friend... when you look back at the census of early America and grimace at that fraction... Remember it was your state that caused it. Not mine.

While you're at it... Ask yourself how those slaves got to the South. They didn't walk across the atlantic ya know. In fact, they were brought to America on yankee slave ships... Most sailing out of New York Harbor.

And then one more question for you, dear yankee apologist. What is the basis of racism? If one believes the pyschobabble of today... it is fear. Fear of the unkown and unfamiliar. So who knew blacks? Who lived among them? Where was the vast majority of the black population? The people of the south lived among blacks... with blacks in their homes. They saw them on the street everyday.

It was the North that was pasty white. It was the yankee soldiers who came south expecting to find a negro race one step up from animals. It was the yankee soldiers who wrote letters home about how shocked they were to find a moral black race. It was the yankee soldiers who, frustrated by rejection, raped the missy girls at virtually every plantation they found.

"When the yankees come, first they rape the missy girls. Then they rape the field girls. Then they get drunk. Then they rape the white ladies." - A Soul Looks Back, written by a slave who lived through it

It is my sincerest wish to never defile my foot by walking in Washington, DC... but I would do so. I would make that sacrifice, if only I could defecate upon the Lincoln Memorial.

ATF

Hey...

How's it goin?

Yeah I know... same here... just sittin' here sippin' a margarita... Sauza of course... Jose and I have memories but that don't mean he makes great tequilia. I know I'm just mixing it, but I like margaritas with good tequilia... and lots of it. A liter of Sauza goes a long way.

I figured I'd say hi... I'm 'bout to head out to smoke... haven't opened up the humidor yet... what do ya think? Patargas? Arturo? Arturo you say? 8-5-8 or Gran Reserva? I'll flip a coin. I'll probably roll with the latter... its quicker. I'll let ya know how it goes.

Hey speakin' of tequilia... do y'all mix with the good stuff? We've not had a good tequila talk... I'm pretty sure waterboy will like something that tastes like shit though. JAC ain't gonna be no help either... Spacebunny! She'll help me out! What says you darlin'? I know you have a favorite Vodka (Vox! ba dum ching!) but what about a man's drink?

On firearms... I had a technical discussion with someone the other day about the proper way to aliviate pulling your shots... the solution the fell came up with was to alter his grip to provide negative pressure to off-set the jerk. This is stupid for a number of reasons... none of which I bothered to pass on, because he's a cop.

I'm going to pass along this little bit of advice.. When going fast you do NOT concentrate on the front site. That's a myth. Shooting fast is an act of calculating trajectory that is beyong the capacity of your conscious mind. Forget the front site. Focus on trigger control, and pulling the gun back from its flip as fast as possible. Rely on muscle memory and the subconscious mind to aim the shot.

You'll be suprised what this will accomplish.

I know I know... lots of pro shooters say "Front site! Front site! Front site!" Lots of pros in lots of professions do lots of things wrong and get away with it because they have the talent to make up for it.

I'm officially working on a new technique at this point. Something every serious shooter knows is impractical and unreliable and plain silly to try.

I'm trying it anyway. I'll let ya know. if it works out... 6 months from now I'll post a video. If it doesn't.. I'll deny the whole thing.

Oh... Canada

So let me make sure I have this story right...

Two guys kick down some fella's door in an attempted home invasion... The dude grabs his gun and runs them off... knicking one of them. The two invaders then go directly to the nearest police station and report the incident.

Who gets arrested?

Exactly. The guy defending his home. They arrested him for attempted murder.

And don't think for a second the exact same thing wouldn't happen here in the US either. If they enacted similar gun bans to Canada's, our cops would react the same way.

Now... that doesn't mean that I'm not going to mock Canada mercilessly. Its just further proof that our northern neighbors are all big wet pussies waiting to be fucked... indeed... hoping for it.

Piss on Canada. Piss on England. Piss on Austrailia.

Leave me alone... I've got to find an island to buy.

Great... Another Woman with a Cause

ASK. Asking Saves Kids. Some genius never teaches her kid about guns... so the kid finds a gun at her neighbor's house... and shoots himself.

Because of this, we're subject to yet another acronym group.

You can tell a woman started the group... because when you investigate you find absolutely no responsiblity or accountability, only victimhood and blame.

See... you're not supposed to teach your kids about guns... instead you're supposed to ask all your neighbors if they have guns and how they are stored before you let your kids play theirs.

Several years ago a liberal's kid was a party in an old cabin. Under a table, he found a sawed-off shotgun. Being a liberal's kid, and therefore stupid, he pointed the gun at girl and pulled the trigger. He didn't know it was real. He didn't know it was loaded. He'd never handled a gun before.

For some unknown reason the weapon was loaded with a lug, which buried itself into the wall of the cabin between a girl and her mom... missing each by inches. No one knew the gun was there... or why... and I still cannot fathom why a slug would be in a sawed-off shotgun... but there ya go.

Now raise your hand if you think that kid would've pulled that trigger if he'd shot a shotgun before.

ASKing won't do anything to save your kids. All its going to do is piss off your neighbors. How about instead, you buy a gun and teach your kid gun safety, so when he does come upon a firearm, he knows what to do.

Moron.

ATF

So I've spent tonight out in the Tiki Bar... sittin' in the hot tub with three chicks... sippin' Russell's Reserve... now I'm fixin' to fire up a Arturo... and finish the evening off with a little Bookers.

How about you?