Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Bad Joke Wednesday

- What's purple and goes slam slam slam slam?

A four door grape.

- Why do cows moo?

Because their horns don't work.

- Julius Caesar walked into a bar. He said to the bartender, "I'd like a martinus."
The bartender, a little confused, says, "Don't you mean a martini?"

Caesar replied, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it."

And one more... just because...

Most people know the legend of William Tell and his unique method of making applesauce, but not many know that he and his family were championship bowlers. Highly skilled, their team was sponsored eagerly by local merchants. To have "Tell's Terrors" represent your firm was a great honor.

Even now, to be able to claim that the Tells once represented your family business would be of great advertising value. Unfortunately, the old records have been lost, and today we can't be sure for whom the Tells bowl.

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