Hey... if ya can't steal a joke... what can ya steal?
Crusty old Air Force Senior Master Sergeant (SMS) Smith found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant for conversation.
She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?". "Negative, ma'am," Senior Master Sergeant Smith said, "Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."The SMS's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."The SMS just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
The SMS looked at her and replied, "1955."
She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! Isn't that a little extreme?"
Senior Master Sergeant Smith, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "You think so? It's only 21:30 now."