Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Bad Joke Wednesday

- A hamburger walks into a bar... the bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."

- A light-haired chick is shopping in a pastry shop that's running a sweepstakes. She unwraps her pastry and it excitely announces, "It says I won an RV!" The clerk looks at her confused and says, "That can't be right... the contest is only for items in the store." "Look for yourself! It says I won an RV!", says the girl.

The clerk takes the wrapper... carefully reads it and says...

"Honey... it just says ya win a bagel."

That last one was brought to you by DrWho.


- What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

*** BONUS BAD JOKE #2 ***

There were three Indian squaws. One slept on deer skin; another slept on elk skin; the third slept on the skin of a hippopotamus. All three became pregnant. Each of the first two had a baby boy. The one who slept on hippo skin had twin boys.

This proves that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.

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