The Waitin' Room
JAC lays it down.
There are few menfolk around here who have bought this whole idea of men being in the delivery room hook, line, and sinker. I've needled them a few times... but man... JAC just pulled out the Bastard Sword and slapped 'em.
Fact is, you do nothing in there but give the nurses someong else to worry about. You actually take their attention away from your wife, who needs it. I can't tell you how often men passout or nearly passout in that room. That means you're doin' more harm than good boys.
Sit out in the waiting room where you belong. Allow your wife some dignity for cryin' out loud. She deserves the honor of being presentable when she introduces you to your child.