And So It Begins
Well... here we are... We've been running around like fools packing up this and that for our first interview trip. We're headin' down to Crossville, TN today... prolly leavin' around noon or so. If you're unfamiliar with Tennessee, Crossville is in pretty much the mid-point between Nashville and Knoxville. It's a nice little town of about 12,000 or so up on the plateau.
We love the plateau y'all... It's rough country... Carst topography... great caves.. lots of water. Excellent huntin', and the land's cheap. Fall Creek Falls ain't far... and, best of all, I would live on the same road that JAC does... albeit a couple hundred miles south of him.
Goose and I went to college just 30 minutes west of Crossville in Cookeville. Oh.. sorry... Goose is another name for DrWho. DrWho is just her blog name... her nicknames are Goose and Who. No one actually calls her DrWho to my knowledge. To our friends she's Who.
Anyway, Crossville is, so far, the best shot we have at landin' in TN. The interview thing should be a little odd... since Who will be out there cavortin' with the folks in the Anesthesia Group, while some real-estate agent is cartin' me around to look at houses and such.
Wonder what that real estate agent is gonna say when I start asking about load bearing capabilities and other structural engineering issues... I can hear the conversation now...
"So.. do you know of any underground bunkers for sale around here?"
"ummm... We have this lovely colonial in a great little neighborhood... it has almost an acre of land with it!"
"Yeah... I'm looking for something more along the lines of an abandoned nuclear missle silo."
"Well... We do have this nice little ranch... it has a very open floorplan."
"Does it have windows?"
"Oh yes sir! Windows all over the place!"
"I don't like windows. I don't want any windows anywhere."
"Well... how about a Saltbox?"
"Does it have murder holes?"
"How about blast doors? Does it have a blast door?"
"At least tell me it has a deep well, self contained power generation, and access to a navigable water way that leads all the way to international waters."
"Oh look at the time..."
Hehehehe.. this should be fun. Anyway... I'm gonna be out until Saturday most likely. So don't expect much outta the ol' Bloggerblaster till the 1st. I'll be checkin' in out as much as I can. Y'all be cool.
By the way... Did I mention JAC recently turned 40???
Can you believe that shit?
I sent him a sympathy card and a sample of Viagra.